tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19655314.post114854878024524984..comments2023-05-31T12:55:52.757+01:00Comments on Jangle Jangle: GuestbookMikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03044272473407478808noreply@blogger.comBlogger61125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19655314.post-59079420642084826842008-09-01T11:38:00.000+01:002008-09-01T11:38:00.000+01:00A little boy asks "Dad, where does poo come from ?...A little boy asks "Dad, where does poo come from ?"<BR/>dad replies " food passes down the esophagus to the stomach where digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction in the alimentry canal to extract protien before waste products descend via the colon and rectum to emerge as "poo" "<BR/><BR/>"Blimey" says little boy<BR/>"And what about Tigger?"Lozhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06082987609379872456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19655314.post-77508296844703148612008-05-16T22:44:00.000+01:002008-05-16T22:44:00.000+01:00I was touched to see your banner offering sympathy...I was touched to see your banner offering sympathy to the Dunlop family following Robert's death. He will not only be missed as a great sportsman but also as an ambassador for Ireland.elliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08931204330656695452noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19655314.post-73461130738934184102008-02-04T08:35:00.000+00:002008-02-04T08:35:00.000+00:00Cheers gorgeous xCheers gorgeous xMikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03044272473407478808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19655314.post-49955801266572240212008-02-04T08:11:00.000+00:002008-02-04T08:11:00.000+00:00Happy birthday Mike xHappy birthday Mike xLozhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06082987609379872456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19655314.post-24973310002849136072008-01-28T20:24:00.000+00:002008-01-28T20:24:00.000+00:00well i'm back BLSB has changed her name,ellie is m...well i'm back BLSB has changed her name,ellie is much better.has loz done any more with the trike ? see you all went down to lewes for the bonfire, went my self two years ago, bloody mad that lot down south . hope to go again.hope to chat some more soon ellie love the pick ray xxxxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19655314.post-66887505978956179662007-11-24T12:30:00.000+00:002007-11-24T12:30:00.000+00:00Where has everyone gone? Come back!!!!Where has everyone gone? Come back!!!!elliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08931204330656695452noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19655314.post-9443964017959037962007-11-20T15:52:00.000+00:002007-11-20T15:52:00.000+00:00Happy Birthday Captain !!c u soon.uncle travelling...Happy Birthday Captain !!<BR/><BR/>c u soon.<BR/><BR/>uncle travelling MacAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19655314.post-28282085717021342422007-11-16T16:52:00.000+00:002007-11-16T16:52:00.000+00:00i know you wont believe this but i went to the gym...i know you wont believe this but i went to the gym this morning, i went to try out a new machine they had just installed. i could only manage 30 minutes before i felt sick, its very good though .......... its got kit-kats, crisps, mars-bars and everything !!!Lozhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06082987609379872456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19655314.post-22546496581853783072007-10-30T18:21:00.000+00:002007-10-30T18:21:00.000+00:00Zebadee on Roller blades !!! what with a skimpy li...Zebadee on Roller blades !!! what with a skimpy little rubber number? (this sounds kind of familiar....) :-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19655314.post-70761911174549244212007-10-23T09:33:00.000+01:002007-10-23T09:33:00.000+01:00I,m not happyPadington bear eating marmite....... ...I,m not happy<BR/>Padington bear eating marmite....... what ever next ? Zebadee on rollerblades !!Lozhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06082987609379872456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19655314.post-21400158006212412422007-08-18T21:30:00.000+01:002007-08-18T21:30:00.000+01:00so he said whats it for?for she said,its not for a...so he said whats it for?for she said,its not for anything,its just is.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19655314.post-27146597483696405482007-07-27T16:29:00.000+01:002007-07-27T16:29:00.000+01:00Loz looks like the grandad of a chav........sorry ...Loz looks like the grandad of a chav........sorry dude.....Anthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04711144551585159252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19655314.post-88166187968132413782007-07-26T21:55:00.000+01:002007-07-26T21:55:00.000+01:00Sorry Loz, I meant I heard a funny joke and though...Sorry Loz, I meant I heard a funny joke and thought of you, not that I heard about chavs and thought of you!elliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08931204330656695452noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19655314.post-61037728988762917822007-07-26T13:30:00.000+01:002007-07-26T13:30:00.000+01:0040 Gypsies died in a motorway crash and went to he...40 Gypsies died in a motorway crash and went to heaven. They turned up at the Pearly Gates and asked St Peter to let them in.He said that he didn't have room for all of them,and could only take 5,so they should go away and think about who would come in. <BR/><BR/>A short while later St Peter went to see God and said 'They've gone!' <BR/><BR/>God replied, 'What, the Pikeys?' <BR/><BR/>'No..............the gates !!!!'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19655314.post-85855945144695287462007-07-25T06:37:00.000+01:002007-07-25T06:37:00.000+01:00thanks ellie, hope that chavs were not the reason ...thanks ellie, hope that chavs were not the reason you thought of me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19655314.post-9743027806993062852007-07-24T21:31:00.000+01:002007-07-24T21:31:00.000+01:00Heard this and thought of you Loz : Why do chavs g...Heard this and thought of you Loz : <BR/>Why do chavs get their belly buttons pierced ? <BR/><BR/>......So that they have somewhere to hang the air freshner.elliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08931204330656695452noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19655314.post-4142081190220648482007-07-24T10:25:00.000+01:002007-07-24T10:25:00.000+01:00PMFSL @ he plays the isosceles triangle. Love it!PMFSL @ he plays the isosceles triangle. Love it!elliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08931204330656695452noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19655314.post-71210785216361174962007-07-24T06:48:00.000+01:002007-07-24T06:48:00.000+01:00just thought i'd tell you about a mate of mine. He...just thought i'd tell you about a mate of mine. He got 2 "A" levels at school, one in music and one in maths..........<BR/><BR/> He's in a band now, he plays the isosceles triangleAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19655314.post-24726826504418618682007-06-29T00:44:00.000+01:002007-06-29T00:44:00.000+01:00I figured I been visiting long enough now to be sa...I figured I been visiting long enough now to be safe enough to poke around in dark corners, so here I am in the dustbin, I mean spam-basket, guestbookery.<BR/><BR/>Loz, you have my sense of humour!<BR/><BR/>..."he wasn't fucking happy"<BR/>to which i replied... <BR/><BR/>"which one are you then?"Alihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15832247265291417516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19655314.post-61502227639935108332007-06-27T18:41:00.000+01:002007-06-27T18:41:00.000+01:00whats E.T. short for ? because he has tiny legs !!...whats E.T. short for ?<BR/> because he has tiny legs !!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19655314.post-1038780303703410902007-06-05T15:55:00.000+01:002007-06-05T15:55:00.000+01:00I've had another little accident in my car, i ran ...I've had another little accident in my car, i ran into the back of someone at the traffic lights.<BR/> the bloke got out and was barely 5 feet tall, he stomped back to my car and anounced "he wasn't fucking happy"<BR/> to which i replied... <BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/> "which one are you then?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19655314.post-62572439019343500502007-05-14T16:11:00.000+01:002007-05-14T16:11:00.000+01:00just been offered a parttime job £500 a week worki...just been offered a parttime job £500 a week working with the brittle bone soceity..... naturally i snapped his hand off !!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19655314.post-65359056884073899932007-04-08T23:06:00.000+01:002007-04-08T23:06:00.000+01:00Been for a weekend car jangle to wales, i was a bi...Been for a weekend car jangle to wales, i was a bit pissed off to be honest..the weather was great except the sat nite/ sunday morning when it hit -1 but oh well...thats not what annoyed me...unfortunatly it was some stupid f#####g bikers!!!. On the way back, just outside Welshpool they were following me, id seen them come up the outside of the traffic and pulled across a bit to let them come past, but we were all been flashed by motorists coming the other way, the reason being....a fatal road accident, a biker.....im sorry to say but it had only happened a few mins before we got there and he was covered with a blanket at the side of the road, terrible terrible sight that kind of upset me, but then this happened, the 2 bikers who had obviously seen what had happened then decided that the best thing to do about a mile later as they were getting impatient would be to overtake me and the other traffic on a bend and force an oncoming car literally into a hedge...i know not everyone is like that and car drivers can be exactly the same...but i needed somewhere to vent my anger...sorryAnthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04711144551585159252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19655314.post-59580386183406235252007-04-03T13:40:00.000+01:002007-04-03T13:40:00.000+01:0015 navy personnel captured in Iranian waters. 14 m...15 navy personnel captured in Iranian waters. 14 men, 1 woman,<BR/>Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the map.<BR/><BR/>alledgedly!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19655314.post-64575131997699398222007-03-24T09:31:00.000+00:002007-03-24T09:31:00.000+00:00Seargent to his troops"i didn't see any of you at ...Seargent to his troops"i didn't see any of you at camoflage practice this morning !!"<BR/> <BR/> troops shout " thank you sir!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com