Thursday, May 25, 2006

Guestbook

I'm adding a guestbook of sorts, well I'm using the comments below as a guestbook and linking to it in the links section on the right.

On another note i'm away on holiday for a week as from Saturday so there won't be any updates for a while as Loz has no internet connection, Matt will probably be dying his hair and Gaz will most likely be nursing crash wounds! I'm off to north Devon and I've discovered there's a motorcycle museum at Combe Martin so that should be well worth a visit.

Posted by Mike

63 comments:

JangleJangle said...

A sort of guestbook

Feel free to leave a message

Rig said...

Hi Guys!

Great blog you got setup here, I look forward to reading more.

Biker Loving Sex Bomb said...

Hi, Been lurking round this site for a while now so thought I should say hello and let you know that i look forward to seeing what you guys get up to! Never heard anything about the job of merchandise model I apllied for though!!!!!

JangleJangle said...

Sorry, you failed the spelling test (apllied)

Biker Loving Sex Bomb said...

If you saw my other assets you wouldn't be concerned about my spelling!!!

Anonymous said...

great stuff has loz done any more to the trike yet ? and it would be nice to see biker loving sex bomes assets

biker loving sex bomb said...

Well anonymous,if you cant show your name there isn't much chance of me showing my assests ;).....YET!!

Mike said...

I'm sorry anonymous, I'm not allowed to mention the trike. Loz, like so many great NASA scientists before him has shrouded the project in secrecy for reasons I cannot say. But rest assured, all will be revealed in the fullness of time and a full and complete write up will be uploaded to our blog.

ray said...

so biker loving sex bome you have mine.so what is yours?

biker loving sex bomb said...

Well hello Ray .... Wot a lovely name, my name is Fanny, do you like it ?

ray said...

that has always been a favourite of mine,so fanny wot colour hair an do collar an cuffs match?

biker loving sex bomb said...

Good morning Ray, I have dark brown hair and as for my collar and cuffs, of course they match!!They are from the Seduction range at Ann Summers Uncut they come with matching riding crop too!! So watch ur step big boy

ant said...

calm down ray!!! blsb could also be a guy and then you could be getting yourself into all sorts of trouble....we have all been there...haven't we??? oh!!!maybe not......

biker loving sex bomb said...

Ant I can assure u I am ALL woman, in fact i am quite insulted that you think otherwise, obviously Ray is more tuned in to the subtle ways of female communication

ray said...

ant how could you think such a thing,a lady like fanny should be given respect.anyway fanny hope you are well,an when do we get to see pics,yours gets mine,i was also please to read you have no add ons a true lady.xx

alan said...

spent last night having a good look at site great work mike, look forward to seeing an reading more.hpe to see you all again soon

Ant said...

Has my comment been removed????

Miss Understood said...

Hi boys! Thought I'd stick my head in the door so to speak...it's always good to find fellow Brit bloggers. I've got my thinking cap on and am entering the photo competition. Now...where did I put that sexy santa outfit?

Mike said...

Hiya Elaine, nice of you to pop in and say hello.

Nick Power said...

Hello Chaps,

Plenty of challenging roads in Dorset judging by the number of bikers that have to be scraped off the roads. Why not pop down for a visit? The beer here deserves sampling. Plenty of camp sites too. How about it in the summer of 2007? It doesn't rain like it does in Wales. Often good views on the beaches as well!! Great blog by the way. Loz - you still laying anything from bricks upwards? Sprog - miss your scotch eggs, but Dorset specialities sort of make up for it. Hope to see you lot soon here in Dorset (Nr Dorchester) www.nnpower.co.uk for recent pics of me and the family etc. And most of my old cars - should bring back a few memories. Bye for now.
Nick aka Poo!! etc

Mike said...

Nick, we'll definately be down for a visit. Let us know to a half decent campsite close to where you live. I'll bring a boomerang or two down to use on the beach (Have you got any tractor tyres for your wheelchair or has Loz got to invent something?)And I won't forget a few scotch eggs!

Nick said...

Mike, the beach at Studland has a balloon tyred wheelchair that can be borrowed, but Weymouth is probably better. A couple of strong chaps should be able to conquer the sand with me in my chair. Failing that, just push me to the wall at the edge and toss me off!
Will do some investigation into campsites when next in work!

Nick said...

PS I'm sure Loz could invent something in 5 mins, preferablt powered by a mini engine and box, just try to make sure this one has four FORWARD gears this time please!

Mike said...

Nick, I don't mind pushing you to the wall, but as much as I like you, there's some things I'm just not prepaired to do!!!

biker loving sex bomb said...

He laid her on the table, so white and clean and bare,
His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then felt her breast and then drooling felt her thigh
The slit was wet and all was set he gave a joyous cry
The hole was wide he looked inside and all was dark and murky
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms ..............
And then he stuffed the turkey!!!!


Merry Christmas to all the dirty little minds on Jangle xxx

loz said...

i,m beside me self with worry. the shed that provideth with so many wonderfull things has taken a nasty battering in the wind. new roof req ! please help x

Mike said...

I take it your shed now has a sunroof?

loz said...

the shed now is watertight again at a cost of over £80. i was thinking of a new roof fund like them church thingys have, with a thermometer and pound signs up the side and all that kind of stuff. so come on lads and lasses please be generous.

biker loving sex bomb said...

I have a rectal thermometer I can donate Loz, where would you like it ?

loz said...

if it's broke you might as well bin it

loz said...

a big WELL DONE to Alan who this very cold morning did aquire by outstnding performance 1 MOTORCYCLE LICENCE. spose i'd better get on with trike then

ellie said...

aka biker loving sex bomb


Congratulations Alan!

Mike said...

What's going on???

You're not allowed to be an Ellie because you're a BLT!!!

Changing the subject, congratulations Alan on the bike test. I'm chuffin well chuffed to bits for you. And Loz, yes spose you'd better be getting on with the trike, especially now you have a new roof.

ellie said...

Thought it was time I stopped hiding Mike, BLSB been missing Ray too much and is a bit upset at his absence

Ant said...

I love the Spam Basket!!

alan said...

ih lads thanks,it was bloody cold ,but glad ive done it now.sending loz some top of the range felt grips for roof an a roll of bird carpet,hope it helps,all the best to you all..

loz said...

Seargent to his troops"i didn't see any of you at camoflage practice this morning !!"

troops shout " thank you sir!"

loz said...

15 navy personnel captured in Iranian waters. 14 men, 1 woman,
Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the map.

alledgedly!!

Ant said...

Been for a weekend car jangle to wales, i was a bit pissed off to be honest..the weather was great except the sat nite/ sunday morning when it hit -1 but oh well...thats not what annoyed me...unfortunatly it was some stupid f#####g bikers!!!. On the way back, just outside Welshpool they were following me, id seen them come up the outside of the traffic and pulled across a bit to let them come past, but we were all been flashed by motorists coming the other way, the reason being....a fatal road accident, a biker.....im sorry to say but it had only happened a few mins before we got there and he was covered with a blanket at the side of the road, terrible terrible sight that kind of upset me, but then this happened, the 2 bikers who had obviously seen what had happened then decided that the best thing to do about a mile later as they were getting impatient would be to overtake me and the other traffic on a bend and force an oncoming car literally into a hedge...i know not everyone is like that and car drivers can be exactly the same...but i needed somewhere to vent my anger...sorry

loz said...

just been offered a parttime job £500 a week working with the brittle bone soceity..... naturally i snapped his hand off !!

loz said...

I've had another little accident in my car, i ran into the back of someone at the traffic lights.
the bloke got out and was barely 5 feet tall, he stomped back to my car and anounced "he wasn't fucking happy"
to which i replied...



"which one are you then?"

loz said...

whats E.T. short for ?
because he has tiny legs !!

Ali said...

I figured I been visiting long enough now to be safe enough to poke around in dark corners, so here I am in the dustbin, I mean spam-basket, guestbookery.

Loz, you have my sense of humour!

..."he wasn't fucking happy"
to which i replied...

"which one are you then?"

Mike said...

Two dyslexics trying to rob a bank - Put the air in your hands you motherstickers, this is a fuck up.

loz said...

just thought i'd tell you about a mate of mine. He got 2 "A" levels at school, one in music and one in maths..........

He's in a band now, he plays the isosceles triangle

ellie said...

PMFSL @ he plays the isosceles triangle. Love it!

ellie said...

Heard this and thought of you Loz :
Why do chavs get their belly buttons pierced ?

......So that they have somewhere to hang the air freshner.

loz said...

thanks ellie, hope that chavs were not the reason you thought of me.

loz said...

man said to wife "your arse is as wide as a 3 burner BBQ"
later that night he suggests sex.
wife replies " no point lighting BBQ for half a sausage !"

Neil said...

40 Gypsies died in a motorway crash and went to heaven. They turned up at the Pearly Gates and asked St Peter to let them in.He said that he didn't have room for all of them,and could only take 5,so they should go away and think about who would come in.

A short while later St Peter went to see God and said 'They've gone!'

God replied, 'What, the Pikeys?'

'No..............the gates !!!!'

ellie said...

Sorry Loz, I meant I heard a funny joke and thought of you, not that I heard about chavs and thought of you!

Ant said...

Loz looks like the grandad of a chav........sorry dude.....

Anonymous said...

so he said whats it for?for she said,its not for anything,its just is.

Loz said...

I,m not happy
Padington bear eating marmite....... what ever next ? Zebadee on rollerblades !!

Neil said...

Zebadee on Roller blades !!! what with a skimpy little rubber number? (this sounds kind of familiar....) :-)

Loz said...

i know you wont believe this but i went to the gym this morning, i went to try out a new machine they had just installed. i could only manage 30 minutes before i felt sick, its very good though .......... its got kit-kats, crisps, mars-bars and everything !!!

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Captain !!

c u soon.

uncle travelling Mac

ellie said...

Where has everyone gone? Come back!!!!

ray said...

well i'm back BLSB has changed her name,ellie is much better.has loz done any more with the trike ? see you all went down to lewes for the bonfire, went my self two years ago, bloody mad that lot down south . hope to go again.hope to chat some more soon ellie love the pick ray xxxx

Loz said...

Happy birthday Mike x

Mike said...

Cheers gorgeous x

ellie said...

I was touched to see your banner offering sympathy to the Dunlop family following Robert's death. He will not only be missed as a great sportsman but also as an ambassador for Ireland.

Loz said...

A little boy asks "Dad, where does poo come from ?"
dad replies " food passes down the esophagus to the stomach where digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction in the alimentry canal to extract protien before waste products descend via the colon and rectum to emerge as "poo" "

"Blimey" says little boy
"And what about Tigger?"