Matt and his Birthday
Matt's forty this year, forty in May to be exact, and for part of his fortieth birthday experience he'd like to go on a bike camping weekend to Tenby.
Whilst drooling over Russell Davies's excellent blog, entitled eggbaconchipsandbeans, I've found what could be our best bet for breakfast; Denis Cafe, situated in a fine spot overlooking the beach. The trouble is, I can see Loz kicking up a bit of a fuss about this one with the argument of "What's wrong with cooking the breakfast ourselves on our stoves?"
Nothing is wrong with cooking ones own breakfast, but unfortunately my tent doesn't come equipt with a cappuccino machine. And when one's on holiday, one is entitled to have a cappuccino along with ones breakfast.
What what what.
"James, would you mind washing the Bentley, dear boy? And could we have a couple of lartays when you've finished?" (They would definitely be pronounced lartays)
7 comments:
I'm with Loz on this one, camping is all about getting back to nature, the simple pleasures, cooking on an open fire, long nights drinking so that you can endure the uncomfortable airbed, walking a mile to the toilet in the dark, waking up feeling clostrophobic then washing in water so cold it might as well have come fresh from a mountain stream!
Cappuccino???? How gay!!!!
Mind you, you wouldnt catch me on a camping trip, nowhere to plug in my hair drier, straightners and iron! Give me a nice hotel room anyday,
"Can I have a tall skinny latte please waiter?"
Are you serious? A cappuccino on a camping trip? LoL
You don't pack slippers as well, do you?
Why would you walk a mile to the toilet??? dig a hole, squat down...job done (so to speak!!) Women!! so damm fussy!! As for breakfast... a bag of Monster Munch and a can of coke will do me!!!!
Ant said .." breakfast... a bag of Monster Munch and a can of coke"
Any wonder you need to "dig a hole, squat down..."
If that is being a man then I am glad I'm a woman, even if I do get labelled as "fussy"
Well i dont see the point fannying around with pots and pans the morning after the night before, especially after drinking yourself silly and realising its only slightly warmer than Antarctica outside, Pringles are also a fine snack to start the day with and the empty tube doubles as a great toilet recepticle when you have finished!! (number 1s and 2s are held comfortably!!) Just dont leave it where somebody may find it as its something that could really ruin a holiday.....
I refer back to my original comment "Give me a nice hotel room any day"
i,m with myself too on the own cooked full english outside the tent. but hell if its cheap enough and close enough to walk to i,m in. cant wear a helmet with a head pounding hangover.
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