Burnouts, Old Bikes & Bad Stomachs
Gaz discovered a nail in his tyre which was unrepairable, so the only thing to do was buy another tyre and finish his old one off good and proper with a series of burnouts and rolling burnouts.
That was Friday. Sunday I headed over to the Classic Bike Show at Stafford County Show Ground. The most annoying thing about this was, I never found ANYTHING to buy. Not one single item. Well OK, I did actually end up buying something. It was a piece of diesel marinated cardboard impersonating a cheeseburger at a cost of £3.30!
Forget your Vincents and such like, this Triumph was my favourite bike of the show.
A superb BSA Goldstar.
Back to the burger...... it's poisoned me! Without going into too much detail, ever since yesterday afternoon I've had murky water exiting me with the force of a fire extinguisher. This morning I seem to have swapped from a water based extinguisher to one of foam. Not a good way to start my week. And sorry for sharing that one with you.
Any suitable donations would be greatly appreciated.... ice, cork, more toilet paper.......
6 comments:
If the photos are anything to go by Gaz had a few of those diesel burgers too.
Did you know a man breaks wind approximately 24 times a day whilst a woman only does it 12 times and I of course don't do it at all.
24 times...is that all?? real blokes do it that many times an hour...grrrrrr!! what a nice subject to be talking about on a sunny monday morning......
BSA Goldstar: I'll have that one; order it for me Mike will you.
Yes, indeed, you extinguised my yearn for burgers, and skip the chips as well.
PS: I know a good place Gaz can get a carbon foot-print for the burn-outs and fix him a good price for the off-set. Ha! Cheers! :-) Paddy
24 times a day? Really?
My husband could knock those out before breakfast.
And um....thanks for that Mike.
Hope you're feeling better today!
Ellie - I'm sure you're right and you don't break wind. And if you did they'd smell of roses right? Once I'm better I shall be testing this theory out of yours and I'll let you know FPD count.
Ant - It's still being discussed on an even sunnier Tuesday morning :)
Paddy - I'm glad I've gone some way to improve your diet.
Miss U - Bit early to tell. I'll let you know once I get out of bed when gravity starts playing a part.
Correct!
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