This Months Debate - Room 101
For those people who don't know, Room 101 is a British TV program hosted by Paul Merton where by every week he has a celebrity guest on his show who gets the chance to banish three items to Room 101 (i.e the dustbin). With so many things to hate I think it's about time we vented our grievencies. So, everybody and anybody that reads our blog, have your say, lets hear what rattles your cage. With a bang of the gong, let the debate commence!
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My Room 101
Birds!!! All of them from Big Bird on Sesame Street to the sickeningly cute robins on christmas cards .... they are all dirty filthy creatures ..think hours spent washing and waxing ..now think bird pooh!!!! I can tell you are with me on this. Keep the thought .... walking in town .... bird on footpath, why do they seem calm while everyone passes them ... then I approach and they turn into fighter pilots ... dive bombing me in a mass of pooh and feathers! Vermin .... Go shoot em Tackleberry!
Comb Overs!!! A hairstyle for a man who cannot accept reality! Who came up with the idea that it was ok to grow all the hair on one side of your head and use it to hide the bald patch in the middle. There is only one known cure buy a razor Comb Over Man !!!
Comerical Breaks .. this isnt a rant about the pressure on parents to give their little angels all that the TV can convince them cant live without, thought that in itself is bad but ..... have u ever noticed the volume increases dramatically between programmes, your sat watching Top Gear enjoying the rants of Mr Clarkson the next thing your running in circles looking for the remote because those BBC bangra dancers are assaulting ur ear drums. Its worse on ITV. HI I'M BARRY SCOTT AND IM HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT ............... Arghhhhhhhhhhhh Get Off!!!!!!!
First off, Pakistani and Indian call centres along with unsolicited phone calls. Whilst having nothing against either country I do get hacked off having to deal with these people who have no real clue what the hell is going on within the company they work for. I can honestly say when speaking to these people I haven't been able to understand a word some of them have been saying. Our country is becoming nothing more than a service industry and a lot of that is being done from abroad. Give the British our call centre jobs back. And as for unsolicited called, leave me alone, if I want new windows, kitchens, credit cards or a mortgage I'll contact you, get the hint!
Manufactured Pop Bands, for christs sake pack it in, go find yourselves a job and leave music to people who can actually play an instrument. nuff said.
Baseball cap wearing youths in tracksuits who hang around corner shops getting pissed and smoking fags who can't stop swearing and spitting all over the place trying to act hard in front their mates and girlfriends and generally intimidating the older folks. I never did it, nor did my mates. what the hells the matter with you people?
And... Biker loving sex bomb, you're on a right sticky wicket coming into here mentioning the C word! The C being Clarkson, the biker hating outspoken lardy fatso. have you ever stopped to consider that maybe he should be the one stuffed in room 101 and not the adverts that at least give us 5 minutes relief from him?
Ahhh, feel much better now :)
Mr Clarkson, god that he is, meerly uses his air-time to give voice to things that irritate him, caravans, sunday drivers and white van man amongst many. Its a bit like his own pesonal Room 101 of he motoring world ! Be fair hes doing the same as ur doing here cept you are picking on kids on street corners who aspire to a saxo with skirts and spoilers and neon strips underneath!!!
Speed humps!!!
Whats the point of most of them? Where i live you can drive over 90% of them without slowing down so they are doing nothing at all for safety and the ones that are higher are usualy to high! Norton Canes for example!!
Road works!!!
Why do they insist on closing major roads or making them one way after the school holidays when there are more people on the roads!! The people in charge of this planning probably live in the countryside and find it hugely amusing!!
Blokes who work on road works!!
Now these are the people i loath the most!! why do you always see at least half of the road workers leaning on something, texting on their phones and doing nothing at all road workery!! If there is a small piece of tarmacing to be done they need at least 33 blokes to stand around with their bellys hanging out, shirts off and looking completely bemused when asked to do more than move a cone.
I started this discussion in the pub not expecting it to end up on our site but I should have known better with Mike. Well here they are:
The 1980s (yes everything). This caused a right argument with a pyjama wearing handbag carrying local. However I won may case as he could not name any good cars, fashion or music to come out of the 80s. All the bands he named were crap or from the 70s with the exception of Guns and Roses.
Just about everyone else on the road (there are way too many people in this little country of ours but don't get Duncan started on that as it could not be broadcast)
Reality shows (yes those endless excruciatingly painful cleaning with childrem programmmes). Mike claims that this site is technically a reality site but as I pointed out to him in the pub, other peoples bikes are interesting, childrem aren't.
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