A Cheesy Tale
It was 13.5 degrees celcius yesterday afternoon and the roads were dry. I finish work early. I'm going out on my bike (I have a big cheesy grin on my face). Garage door open. Bike wheeled out. Bike started. Helmet on. New gloves on. Me on bike.
I'm going out on my bike! (I have a big cheesy grin on my face)
I'm away. 25 minutes later I'm back home (with a big cheesy grin on my face). Engine off. Gloves off. Helmet off. Garage door open. Bike in garage. Garage door shut.
I've been out on my bike! (and I have a big cheesy grin on my face)
14 missed calls!!!
In twenty five minutes!!!
14 missed calls!!!
The phone rings. It's the fifteenth call from the same person.
Me: "Hello"
Concerned Parent: "Michael, are you out on your bike?"
Me: "Errr, nope"
Concerned Parent: "Let me rephrase that. Have you BEEN out on your bike?"
Me: "Errr, nope"
Concerned Parent: "Well somebody who looks remarkably like you on a bike that looks remarkably like yours has just shot past us like A . BAT . OUT . OF . BLOO . DY . HELL"
A . BAT . OUT . OF . BLOO . DY . HELL
(Yeah but one with a big cheesy grin on his face!)
5 comments:
It's only me!!! I'd just like to point out (in case there's any police reading this) that my mother thinks 50 mph in a 60 limit is riding like A . BAT . OUT . OF . BLOO . DY . HELL
Uh huh. Sure. 5O in a 6O. Smooth!
LMAO!
Mike....c'mon. You weren't going 50 though, were you?
We went out on the bike at the weekend. I always wondered why, after we get home, Rob always goes back out again for 20 minutes. I think I now know why. It's the thrill of riding it without my fingernails digging into his ribs.
By the way, I go my lazy ass together and linked you, cos you teach me things I think I should know!
Fingernails digging in his ribs eh? Well at least you weren't trying to grab hold of something else of his in an attempt to use it as a handbrake!!
Wow... linked.... I'm honoured. Christ, no pressure there then is there? I'm going to have to start trying to write stuff that's; A) funny, and B) of some interest.
I shall be returning the favour and linking to your place just as soon as I do my next link update, which will be very shortly.
more spam than cheese really
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