Big S Gets Naked
Big S got married last Saturday. The day and evening went well with both bride and groom departing the reception slightly worse for wear late on in the evening. From there they headed off to a local hotel for what you'd think would be a romantic night of passion. I don't really want to delve into the sex lives of Mr and Mrs Big S but after the amount of alcohol drunk I doubt that part of the evening went to plan.
Somewhere in the middle of the night Big S got up to go to the toilet. He got out of bed and went into the bathroom closing the door behind him. The only trouble was he hadn't actually entered the bathroom, instead opting for the exit door of the hotel room. There he was without a stitch on in the middle of the hotel corridor banging on the door to try and wake Mrs S. Eventually giving up he wandered downstairs to find the night porter collecting a suitable cushion along the way to hide his wedding tackle. No doubt pissing himself laughing, the night porter wanders back upstairs with Big S and his new friend the cushion to open his hotel room door with a master key. Well would you believe it, the master key wouldn't open the door. Another ten minutes of knocking on the door continued to no avail. Eventually in someone's wisdom it was decided that enough was enough and they kicked the door in. At this stage you'd probably be wanting to put the whole incident behind you.
But........
Of all the rotten luck, a friend of a friend happens to work at the hotel and he has kept the CCTV footage of the whole incident (For money making purposes of course). The landlord of Big S's local pub has offered £400 for the tape and Big S is offering to double any offer the pub makes. It couldn't get much worse really....... Unless of course it happens to make it onto youtube ;)
Oh and if you want to know who Big S is, just search our blog for the "Italian Grand Prix".
9 comments:
Poor Simon.
I vote for youtube you can't post that without showing the evidence.
We definitely need to see this!
Absolutely, definitely. I'm with Ellie and Laney!! Get it posted.
It always amazed me that people pay such enormous amounts for weddings these days and then get so trashed they end up missing the actual wedding night. This story is just far to funny and needs to be posted with footage. Or at leats kept for posteroity, it may come in handy should a divorce ensue to show that there were problems from the start.
LMBO here!!!! that has happened to far more guys than ya'll know! maybe not as dramatic an ending, but let's just say...some hotel doors get locked, bolted and chained to avoid repeat performances ;)
Ellie - Miss U & Ali - It's a tall order but I'll see what I can do. Leave it with me as they say.
Kate - It might have something to do with the fact they've lived together for a several years. I'd have thought that would have been enough to put them off marriage but here you go, takes all sorts. :)
Savannah - Why don't women ever do it? Lock themselves out the hotel room that is!
Make an old man happy and post the vid, go on, go on, go on.
Oh hilarious, reminds me of one night hubby and I were on the bike and stayed over in Helmesley...was our weddinganniversary! So we got tanked up over the meal and had a fun drunken night. Awoke to discover room door had been wide open all through the night. Nest morning at breakfast I got lots of winks and smiles....from the retired war veterans who were staying for a reunion! I was the only woman in hte hotel! LOL!
it's becuse we have to sit down ;) kinda wakes you up!
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