Holidays in France

I'm sat in the pub sipping a pint listening to Frank as he tells me he's taking a holiday to France with his wife, his best friend and his best friends wife. He has nothing organised as yet. I listen contently to his plans on where in the country they'd like to stay and what sort of accommodation they had in mind.

"Why don't you rent yourself a Gîte?" I enquire, expecting some sort of logical answer.

I should have known better.

"Fuck off man, there's no way I'm hiring a car and attempting to drive on the wrong side of the road."

Caption Competition Winner

Eh up folks, sorry for keeping you all in suspense for so long but it's been a tough competition to judge this time round. Let me tell you this though.... Ant was never going to win it for a fourth time running........ Not a chance.

Every entry was superb and very funny apart from a couple that I didn't understand, but that might just be me being a bit thick. Right then, I'll delay it no further.

Wait.... before I go on I'd just like to say that I hate having to choose only one winner. You all deserve to win (apart from Ant because he's always winning and also the couple of entries I didn't understand).

The winner is............. oh I hate having to do this.......

The winner is............. drum roll.......

The winner is............. Ali, with her very witty comment; "Someone said it was Matt's birthday, so I thought I'd give him a blow job.. *hic* ... Mike, what do you mean "the other Matt"?

Caption competition

This is what happens when you drink too much at Matt's birthday party and end up in a worse state than the birthday boy himself. It's been a while since we had a caption competition and I'm probably going to get murdered for using this pic for it. But I tell you what, I'll apologise now shall I, then run like hell? Usual rules apply whereby the winner gets absolutely nothing. Generosity abounds I know. Before I leg it I'll just quickly get the ball rolling with..........

"I'm still standing lalala la la la......... hick"

Wedding Photos

As threatened by me last week, here's a few pictures taken from the wedding I went to. Without boring everyone too much, I tried to take them in a reportage style. I'd like everyone's feedback good or bad...... I can take the insults being a man and all that.

As if by magic there is a bigger version of them if you click on them. The wonders of technology.